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September 12, 2013

Geography Lesson

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 a.m.

The wife picks up the phone, listens a moment, says, "How should I know? That's 200 miles from here!" and hangs up.

The husband says, "Who was that?"

"I don't know,” the wife says. “Some young woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear.’"

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