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September 11, 2013

You Asked For It

A man and his wife were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. The wife says to her husband, “We've been married so long, sweetheart, I hope you feel you can ask me anything you want. After all this time, I want us to be completely open in our relationship.”

The husband replies, “OK, there is one thing that has been bothering me for a long time, but I haven’t had the courage to ask before. I have noticed that all six of our children look similar to one another except one. I can’t figure out how he got to look so different. Did he have a different father than the rest?”

The wife stops. She is unable to look her husband in the eyes. Slowly she replies, “Yes. Yes, he did have a different father.”

Her husband was taken aback. “Oh! OK, I must know. Please tell me. Who was that child's father?”

Again, she avoids her husband’s eyes. She is very distressed and, after a long silence, slowly says, “You.”

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