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September 3, 2013

Have Patience

Sam had just proposed marriage to the love of his life, and she had turned him down.

“If you don’t marry me immediately,” he threatened, “I’ll go to the lake, cut a hole in the ice, dive in and drown myself!”

“Why, this is May. The ice won’t cover the lake for eight months!”

“O.K., then, I’ll wait.”

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