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August 29, 2013

Good Imagination

The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’”

Everyone began to write feverishly but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded.

“What’s the matter, Joe?” the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?”

“I’m waiting for my secretary,” Joe replied.

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