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August 27, 2013

Getting Acquainted

A farmer and his wife had just awoken one morning to the crowing of their rooster. While still in bed, the farmer's wife says, "Pa, you know our neighbor, Mr. Jones?"

"Yes, Ma, I reckon I do," replied the sleepy farmer.

"Well, every morning before he leaves the house for work, he gives his wife a big ol' kiss. Why don't you ever do that?"

The farmer sighed and said, "Well, I reckon I can, but I don't really know her that well."

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