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August 16, 2013
Surprise! Surprise!
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out, laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but lets it go.
The next day, however, the man comes back, buys another condom, and again leaves the store laughing wildly.
This time, the pharmacist’s curiosity gets the better of him, and he tells his clerk: "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."
Sure enough, the next day the guy comes back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves.
The clerk runs after him and comes back about an hour later.
“Did you follow him? Where did he go?” asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies, “Your house.”
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