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August 14, 2013

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A retired gentleman goes into the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time, he reaches the counter--only to realize that he has left his wallet at home and cannot produce his driver’s license to verify his age.

He tells the clerk that he has forgotten his wallet and asks, “Will I have to go home and come back another time?”

“Unbutton your shirt,” the clerk replies.

The man opens his shirt, revealing lots of curly silver hair.

“That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” the clerk says, and she processes his application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.

“You should have dropped your pants,” his wife says. “You might have qualified for disability, too.”

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