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August 13, 2013

Disbelief

A struggling actor returns to his neighborhood after a hard day and is shocked to find police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering ruins of his house.

“What happened?” he asks one of the officers.

“Well,” the cop says, “It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today, and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog, broke your flat-screen TV, and burned your home theater seating.”

The actor is speechless, his mouth open in disbelief. “My agent came to my house?”

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