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August 9, 2013

Altared States

After dating a young lady for some time, a young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with the plans, and the big day finally comes.

The young man has yet to pay the pastor for the ceremony. Still, the service proceeds; the vows are exchanged. Right before the groom is to kiss the bride, however, the pastor discreetly asks for his payment.

Not wanting to create a scene, the young man whispers, “How much do I owe you?”

“Pay me according to your wife's beauty,” the pastor replies.

The groom quickly slips the pastor five dollars.

Although annoyed, the pastor concludes the ceremony, announcing, “You may now kiss the bride.” The veil is lifted from the bride’s face and, as just the groom leans in for his kiss, the pastor hands him $4.50.

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