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August 6, 2013

So Tired

A guy and a girl are lying in bed after just having been intimate for the first time. The guy breathes a sigh of relief and says quietly, "Man, oh man, I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."

The girl overhears him and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"

"Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity."

Astounded, the girl replies, "So you really love me?"

"Oh, God no!" the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."

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