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July 31, 2013

The Magician

Teacher: What does your father do for a living?

Student: He is a magician.

Teacher: What is his favorite trick?

Student: He cuts people in two.

Teacher: How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Student: One half-brother and one half-sister....

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