Jokes and Humor

Jokes and Other Diversions

| More

July 29, 2013

What's In a Name?

A New York family bought a ranch out west where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.

"Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call it the Bar-J, my wife favored the Suzy-Q, one son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy Y."

"But, where are all your cattle?"
 
"None have survived the branding."

Current Item rating: 2.2 out of 5

Rate this Item:


...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
Your Rating:


   

Humor Archive | Submit your own Item


Previous items from the past weeks

July 26, 2013
Feeling Like a Woman
As the airplane...

July 26, 2013
Too Hot
It's just too hot...

July 25, 2013
Touché
A man in a pub...

July 25, 2013
Gimme Your Money!
A man was walking...

July 24, 2013
Ultimate Security
The two partners in a...

July 24, 2013
How About Now?
A Scottish atheist was...

July 23, 2013
A Win/Win
Since I first...

July 23, 2013
This Way Out
An old man and woman...

July 22, 2013
Check Your Itinerary
The traveling salesman’s...

July 22, 2013
Don't Make Waves
A priest was preparing...

July 19, 2013
Heavenly Advice
So Moses is...

July 19, 2013
Watch Out For That...!
A funeral service is...

July 18, 2013
A Blur
A snail was mugged...

July 18, 2013
Planning Ahead
Two drunks are...

July 17, 2013
Useful Knowledge
As the waitress entered...


See humor archive
Advertisements
 
Axxiom Manufacturing

 
KTA-Tator, Inc. - Corporate Office

 
CRW

 
PaintSquare

 
Western Technology Inc.

 
 
 

Technology Publishing Co., 1501 Reedsdale Street, Suite 2008, Pittsburgh, PA 15233

TEL 1-412-431-8300  • FAX  1-412-431-5428  •  EMAIL webmaster@paintsquare.com


The Technology Publishing Network

PaintSquare the Journal of Protective Coatings & Linings Paint BidTracker

 
EXPLORE:      JPCL   |   PaintSquare News   |   Interact   |   Buying Guides   |   Webinars   |   Resources   |   Classifieds
REGISTER AND SUBSCRIBE:      Free PaintSquare Registration   |   Subscribe to JPCL   |   Subscribe to PaintSquare News
MORE:      About PaintSquare.com   |   Privacy Policy   |   Terms & Conditions   |   Support   |   Site Map   |   Search   |   Contact Us