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July 23, 2013

This Way Out

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, neighbors could hear screaming and yelling deep into the night, and one statement in particular, repeatedly uttered by the husband.

"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

The husband died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

Concerned neighbors approached the widow and asked, “Don’t you think you should tone it down a bit?  I mean, your husband did repeatedly threaten to dig his way up and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

The wife put down her drink and said smugly..."Let the old guy dig. I had him buried upside down."

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