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July 22, 2013

Don't Make Waves

A priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly into the dying man’s ear, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!"

The dying man said nothing.

The priest repeated his order.

Still the man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know for sure where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

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