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July 19, 2013

Watch Out For That...!

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket and they hear a faint moan.

They open the casket to find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years and then dies of natural causes.

A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they approach the same spot where the woman, years earlier, was jarred back to life, her husband cries out, “Whatever you do, don’t bump that wall!”

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