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July 16, 2013

Best Laid Plans

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be killed and eaten, and their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request.

The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they cut off his head.

The second man asks for paper and a pen so that he can write a farewell letter to his family. This request is granted, and after he writes his letter, they kill him.

Now it is the third man's turn. He asks for a fork. The cannibals are confused, but it is his final request, so they give him a fork.

He begins stabbing himself all over and shouts, "To hell with your canoes!"

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