June 24, 2010
A pregnant woman goes into labor and her husband frantically calls 911.
“Operator! My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
911 Operator: “Is this her first child?”
“No, you IDIOT!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!”
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