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July 9, 2013

Doctor’s Orders

As the doctor performed a simple medical procedure on his patient, he warned her, “After this, you can’t have sex for at least three days.”

“Did you hear that?” the patient asked her husband. "No sex for three days.”

“I heard it," the husband replied. "But he was speaking to you.”

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