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July 8, 2013

Strange Bedfellows

By the time the soldier pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. “You've got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded with a proprietor.

“Well, I do have a double room with one occupant. He’s an Air Force guy. He might be glad to split the cost, but I have to warn you: He snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.”

“No problem,” the tired Army guy assured him. “I'll take it."

The next morning, the soldier came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed.

“How'd you sleep?” asked the manager.

“Never better,” said the soldier.

The manager was impressed. “No problem with the snoring?”

“No, I shut him up in no time.”

“How'd you manage that?” asked the proprietor.

“Well, he was already in bed, snoring away, when I walked into the room. So I gave him a kiss on the cheek,” explained the soldier.

“Then, I whispered in his ear ‘Good night beautiful.’ He didn’t dare go to sleep after that.”

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