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June 18, 2010

My Dad's Better Than Your Dad

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging to each other about how fast their fathers can run.

The first boy says: "My father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, start to run, and he can get to the target before the arrow does!"

The second boy says: "That’s nothing! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!”

The third boy listens to the other two and shakes his head, saying, "You two don’t know what fast is! My father works for the government.  He gets off at 4:30 and he’s home by 3:45!!"

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