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July 6 - June 6, 2012

You Know You Work in Corporate America if

The word “opportunity” makes you shiver in fear.

You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.

Your main staple is the free food left over from meetings.

“Weekends” are those days your significant other makes you stay home.

“Sick” means you can’t walk or are in the hospital.

Art involves a white board.

You’re already late on the assignment you just got.

Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.

Your boss’ favorite lines are “when you get a few minutes” or “when you’re freed up”.

You read this entire list and understood it.

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