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October 14, 2021

Miscellaneous Terms

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.


HAIR SALON: A place where women curl up and dye.


CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.


CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

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