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April 7, 2021

Bite My Other Eye

Two men are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.”

“You’re on,” says the other.

The first man takes out his glass eye and bites it. So the second man has to pay.

A while later, the first man says, “I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye.”

The second man thinks, “Well, he can’t have two glass eyes; he can see,” so again he says, “All right, you’re on.”

The second man promptly takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

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