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April 7, 2021
Bite My Other Eye
Two men are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.”
“You’re on,” says the other.
The first man takes out his glass eye and bites it. So the second man has to pay.
A while later, the first man says, “I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye.”
The second man thinks, “Well, he can’t have two glass eyes; he can see,” so again he says, “All right, you’re on.”
The second man promptly takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.
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