December 28, 2020
With Friends Like These
Three friends were stranded on an island. They found a beautiful bottle, rubbed it, and a genie appeared offering them three wishes.
The first man said, “I wish I was with my family.” Poof! He was with his family.
The second guy said, “I wish I was in a bar with my friends.” Poof! There he went!
The third man, now lonely and alone, said, “Dang! I wish my friends were here!” Poof! His two friends were back on the island.
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