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June 22, 2020

Who Wears the Pants?

Back in the day, two well-to-do businessmen were arguing about whether or not husbands really were the heads of their households. They decided to go door-to-door to take a poll, offering a horse to every husband-run household and a chicken to every wife-run household.

Their very first stop brought them face to face with both husband and wife.

When asked, the man responded, “Why, most definitely, I’m the man of the house!”

“Great!” said the businessmen. “So, what color horse would you like? Black or white?”

“Black,” the man answered.

“No, white,” his wife said.

“But I want black!” the man said.

“You should get white.”

“All right, all right!” said the man. “Fine! I’ll take white.”

The businessmen looked at each other and nodded. “You’ll take a chicken.”

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