Jokes and Humor

Jokes and Other Diversions

| More

February 7, 2020

Do-Over

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a moose hunting trip. There, they chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week.

Over the week, they managed to bag six. But as they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only four.

The lads protested. "Last year, we shot six! The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours!"

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in. All six were loaded, and the plane took off. Unfortunately, while trying to cross the mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Only Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."

Current Item rating: 3.4 out of 5

Rate this Item:


...Really?
1
2 3 4 HI-larious
5
Your Rating:


   

Humor Archive | Submit your own Item


Previous items from the past weeks

February 6, 2020
The Husband Store
A store that sells new...

February 6, 2020
Swedish Laundry
Walking through Chinatown...

February 5, 2020
More Paraprosdokians
I didn’t say it was...

February 5, 2020
Insults to Use and Share
At least, you are not obnoxious...

February 4, 2020
Paraprosdokians
Do not argue with an...

February 4, 2020
Squawk Box
“Warning! You want a...

February 3, 2020
The Washington Post's Alternate Meanings
Coffee: The person upon...

February 3, 2020
Daddy's Trick
A little boy greeted his...

January 31, 2020
Food for Thought
A guy walks into...

January 31, 2020
You Get What You Pay For
One beautiful Sunday...

January 30, 2020
Washington Post's Mensa Invitational New Words
Cashtration: The act of...

January 30, 2020
Squawk Box
“Relax, the handcuffs are...

January 29, 2020
Using Your Imagination
During a simulated attack...

January 29, 2020
A ha!
A man dies and goes...

January 28, 2020
As I Mature
I’ve learned that depression...


See humor archive
Advertisements
 
SAFE Systems, Inc.

 
Fischer Technology Inc.

 
Sauereisen, Inc.

 
Modern Safety Techniques

 
DeFelsko Corporation

 
KTA-Tator, Inc. - Corporate Office

 
Tarps manufacturing, Inc.

 
AWWA (American Water Works Association)

 
 
 

Technology Publishing Co., 1501 Reedsdale Street, Suite 2008, Pittsburgh, PA 15233

TEL 1-412-431-8300  • FAX  1-412-431-5428  •  EMAIL webmaster@paintsquare.com


The Technology Publishing Network

PaintSquare the Journal of Protective Coatings & Linings Paint BidTracker

 
EXPLORE:      JPCL   |   PaintSquare News   |   Interact   |   Buying Guides   |   Webinars   |   Resources   |   Classifieds
REGISTER AND SUBSCRIBE:      Free PaintSquare Registration   |   Subscribe to JPCL   |   Subscribe to PaintSquare News
MORE:      About PaintSquare.com   |   Privacy Policy (Updated 2/24/2020)   |   Terms & Conditions   |   Support   |   Site Map   |   Search   |   Contact Us