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November 5, 2019

The Haircut

One day, a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I can’t accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, he found a thank-you card and a dozen roses waiting at the door.

Later that day, a cop came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, “I can’t accept money from you; I’m doing community service this week.” The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning, a thank-you card and a dozen doughnuts were waiting at the door when the barber opened up.

Later, a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again said, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The Congressman was happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, a dozen Congressmen were lined up waiting for haircuts.

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