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November 4, 2019

Prescription for Disaster

A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist shows him packs of three, nine and 12.

"Better give me the 12," the man says with a big smile. "I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and then we're on our own!"

That evening, as he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents, the young man asks to give the blessing. The family agrees, and he prays. On and on, he prays.

Finally, the girl leans over and whispers, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He whispers back, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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