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November 1, 2019

Problem Sharing

Two men playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said, “I’ll walk up and tell them to hurry up.”

He returned quickly, however, saying, “I have a problem: One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress.”

The second man said, “OK, then, I’ll go over and rush them along.”

He left, but also soon return red-faced, muttering, “We both have the same problem.”

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