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October 29, 2019

Top Ten Bad Things About Having a Summer Time Share with Darth Vader

10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren’t his.

9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.

8. He’s always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.

7. Claims he paid you the rent “a long, long time ago.”

6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing “Darth Brooks” routine.

5. For once he could use The Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.

4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.

3. You feel like an idiot saying, “No, Darth isn’t here. He’s on the ice planet Hoth.”

2. Not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.

1. Constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.

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