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October 28, 2019

The Biggest Lies Ever Told

She means nothing to me.

Don’t worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on Empty.

I gave at the office.

Don’t worry, he’s never bitten anyone.

I’ll call you later.

We’ll release the upgrade by the end of the year.

Read my lips: no new taxes.

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