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October 22, 2019

The Biggest Lies Ever Told

Of course I love you.

I am getting a divorce.

Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

I never inhaled.

It’s not the money; it’s the principle of the thing.

I never watch television except for PBS.

...but we can still be good friends.

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