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October 16, 2019

The Biggest Lies Ever Told

The check is in the mail.

I’ll respect you in the morning.

I’m from the government, and I’m here to help you.

It’s only a cold sore.

You get this one; I’ll pay next time.

My wife doesn’t understand me.

Trust me, I’ll take care of everything.

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