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October 15, 2019
Gone to the Dogs
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit.
“I would very much like to bring my dog with me,” the letter said. “He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”
The owner immediately replied: “I’ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here, too.”
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