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October 3, 2019

The Minister’s Dilemma

A minister in Florida lamented the difficulty of getting his message across to his local congregation.

“It’s so beautiful here in the winter that heaven doesn’t interest them that much,” he said.

“And it’s so hot here in the summer that hell doesn’t really scare them, either.”

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