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September 23, 2019

Stumping Dear Abby

The world’s most famous advisor to the lovelorn once admitted that she was at a loss to answer these…

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
 
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
 
Dear Abby,
My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
 
Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
 
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
 
Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

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