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September 18, 2019

Ponderisms

1. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

2. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”

3. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

4. Why does a gynecologist leave the room when the patient gets undressed, if he is going to look up there anyway?

5. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

6. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

7. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

8. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

9. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

10. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?

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