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September 12, 2019

It’s All in the Punctuation

The English professor wrote on the blackboard “Woman without her man is nothing” and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”

The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

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