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September 2, 2019

Used Car Guarantee

A small-town patrolman was making his evening rounds.

While checking a car dealer’s lot, he came upon two little old ladies in a used car.

He stopped and asked why they were sitting there. Or were they trying to steal the car?

“Heavens, no!” one answered. “We bought it.”

“Then why don’t you drive it away?”

“We can’t drive.”

“Then why did you buy it?”

“We were told that if we bought a used car here, we’d get screwed. So we’re just waiting.”

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