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August 30, 2019

Proven Success

A woman whose female dog was in heat agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog while the man was on vacation.

She tried to keep the dogs apart but, while falling asleep late one night, heard awful howling sounds. Rushing downstairs, she found the dogs locked together.

Unable to separate them, she called the vet, though the hour was late.

Clearly grumpy, the vet snapped, “Hang up the phone, and put it right next to the dogs. I will call you back, and the sound of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and withdraw.”

“Do you think that will work?” she asked doubtfully.

"It just did for me,” he replied.

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