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August 29, 2019

Consider Yourself Warned

The game warden issued a warning, advising hikers in the area to wear small bells on their boots so as not to startle the bears.

To distinguish grizzly bears, the warning noted: “Smaller bears’ droppings have nuts and berries in them. Grizzly bear droppings are much larger, with nuts, berries and small bells.”

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