August 27, 2019
Keeping Up Appearances
A Saudi prince went to Germany to study.
A month in, he writes a letter to his dad: “Berlin is wonderful. The people are nice, and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
A week later, he gets a letter from his dad with a $10 million check and a note: “Stop embarrassing us! Go and get yourself a train, too!”
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