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August 23, 2019
The Other Woman
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiancée that he had to break their engagement so he could marry another woman.
“Can she cook like I can?” the distraught woman asked.
“Not on her best day,” Hank admitted.
“Does she buy you expensive gifts, like I do?” she asked.
“No, she’s broke.”
“Well, then, is it sex?”
“Nope, nobody does it like you, babe.”
“Then, what is it? What can she do for you that I can’t?”
“She can sue me for child support.”
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