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July 29, 2019

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One day, the school principal was talking to Johnny’s teacher about his behavior when, all of a sudden, Johnny comes running down the hallway.

The principal stops Johnny and asks, “Why are you running?”

“I’m keeping two kids from fighting, sir!” Johnny says.

“Who?” asks the principal.

“Me and the kid chasing me!”

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