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June 24, 2019

Medical Costs

A family went to the hospital, where a relative would be having a brain transplant. One relative asked, “What will the cost of a new brain be?”

The doctor replied, “A female brain costs $25,000, and a male brain costs $50,000.”

The men smirked, but one woman asked, “Why is that, doctor?”

“Well,” the doctor replied, “the female brain costs less because it’s been used.”

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