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June 21, 2019

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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading, when the wife looks over at him and speaks up.

WIFE: “If I died, would you get married again?”

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”

WIFE: “Why not? Don't you like being married?”

HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn't you remarry? “

HUSBAND (sighing): “OK, OK, I'd get married again.”

WIFE (hurt): “You would?”

HUSBAND: (Groan.)

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, it's a great house.”

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”

HUSBAND: “No, I'm sure she'd want her own.”

WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”

HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.”

WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”

HUSBAND: “No, she's left-handed.”

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