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June 20, 2019

The Joy of Aging

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. That way, when you’re done, you’ll have a place to live.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

A: Next time, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should older people use valet parking?

A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for older people to have problems with short-term memory storage?

A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.

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