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June 11, 2019

Make Up Your Mind

A police officer was investigating a near-head-on collision on a narrow, two-lane road.

One driver, an old lady, kept repeating, "He wouldn't let me have my half of the road!"

After hearing her out, the cop angrily approached the other driver, who was examining his own damage.

"That old lady says that you wouldn't let her have her half of the road,” the cop said. “Why not?”

Turning from his smashed car, the man fumed, "Officer, I would have been happy to give her half of the road --- if she had just let me know which half she wanted!"

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