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June 10, 2019

Jolly Ranchers

Four elderly ranchers were sharing a beer and shooting the breeze. One turned to the fellow on his right and asked, “Roy, aren’t you and your wife celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?”

“We sure are,” Roy replied.

“Are you doing anything special to celebrate?” another man asked.

The old rancher pondered for a moment, then replied, “Well, for our 25th, I took the missus to Tucson. For our 50th, I’m thinking about going down there again to pick her up.”

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