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June 6, 2019

You Know You're Getting Old When...

...You wear black socks with sandals.

...You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.

...You've still got it, but nobody wants to see it.

...Younger women start opening doors for you.

...Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

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